Have you checked out the forum threads for the ten year anniversary and Penguicon yet? You should!
I’ve read that most last words are “Oh shit”. But I’m starting to wonder if “What the hell is that?” comes in second.
You must not forget the classic ‘Hey, hold my beer and watch this’
Yes, but that’s suicide by stupid; it doesn’t count.
I’m no dealer, but wouldn’t it be like, 100x more troublesome to acquire elephant manure than common cocaine?
If there’s a zoo in town, elephant manure is probably pretty easy to come by. They throw away literally gallons (bushels?) of the stuff every day!
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