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And the work/life balance is like if Google and Quicken had a baby.

Also, metal names get you the added benefits of: being an employee, not a contractor, decent healthcare (with dental!) access to the company tax preparation service, and an employee discount card good at a variety of local businesses. Downsides: no 401k matching, no PTO, and a dismal parental leave policy.

2 responses to “The Boss XII”

  • Mujaki on March 3, 2018 at 8:56 AM

    You don’t need a parental leave policy if your employees are married to their careers.

  • Hinoron on April 3, 2018 at 7:46 PM

    I was thinking, if there Boss DID have a metal name, Platinum is probably the most valuable precious metal commonly known of.
    That guy there might be in for some disappointment if he does get promoted and finds the name reserved.

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