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Saving the City: Sans-Spandex

Plasma blades: scary. Pissed off Val? Much scarier.

Yeah, henchman employee handbooks tend to stay mum on the whole sexual harrassment clause thing…

13 responses to “Sparkle VII”

  • Johan Broad on August 8, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    Hats off to Coldfire!

    I don’t think Sparkle is going to let him go that easily, she seems like the type to hold a grudge.

  • Mike on August 8, 2012 at 9:12 PM

    There’s got to be a protocol for a bad guy turning good… it’s probably only for villians though.

  • Nentuaby on August 9, 2012 at 12:10 AM

    I shouldn’t think so, actually… Lots of archetypal stories end with the primary villain’s lieutenant turning on them. Usually for the love of a hero(ine), in fact!

  • blaidemaiden on August 9, 2012 at 2:47 PM

    Awesome! Way to do the right/smart thing!

  • The Occupant on August 10, 2012 at 7:24 PM

    Sparkle strikes me as a villain whose just in it for the ‘glamour’ and excitement, thinking herself like Catwoman and other comic femme fatales.
    Good job Coldfire, way to be an honourable gentleman.

  • Tarmagon on August 13, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    Give that guy a blue card already.

  • Laura on August 10, 2012 at 8:41 PM

    You’ll noticed he asked politely before shoving her off of him. Just saying.

  • sidekickgirl on August 11, 2012 at 12:14 AM

    S’true. I’da punched her in the bits WELL before the ear thing.

  • Formerly on August 13, 2012 at 2:55 AM

    Oh. I think I must be blind, I couldn’t find the comment section for a while.

    Yay Coldfire.

    Also yay Sparkle as an Archnemesis.

  • SolCannibal on June 25, 2014 at 10:45 PM

    But is above him from a hierarchical standpoint as her boss-contractor, so using señora would not be innapropriate, specially to emphatize cool formality.

  • David Johnston on August 24, 2012 at 3:55 PM

    Senorita. Sparkle is unmarried.

  • Finn MacCool on January 10, 2014 at 11:38 AM

    Caps Affair

    “Curses! Feeled again!”

  • Hinoron on April 3, 2018 at 2:52 PM

    “I am a professional henchman, not a gigolo. I’m particularly not a FREE gigolo. You want company, find someone paid to tolerate being pawed over, by a cheapskate cougar.”

    “I’M BARELY 30!”

    “THAT was your biggest objection to my entire shutdown?”

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