There WILL be a comic this week! It’s almost done. Guess who did a twelve hour day making packzi the other night! that’s right, it was me. Should be up tomorrow afternoon.
Laura’s been dealing with family emergency for the last weekish, so no regular comic next week. I’ll come up with some sort of ridiculous filler.
Better answer:
“It WAS the horrible strappy thing Illumina wanted you to wear at first… except on a 300lb DUDE.”