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Saving the City: Sans-Spandex

We have decided to move to an every other week schedule from now until the end of the year. We’ve been struggling to get back to once a week on time comics with everything that’s been going on, between one or both of us on overtime, the season for our nonprofit ramping up, and general brain fatigue.  Because, you know, 2020.

There will be a comic this coming Wednesday (9/30) and then every other week after that, with filler during November as per usual.

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Edna: It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob: Yeah!
Edna: Heroic!
Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots…
Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob’s head] No capes!
Bob: Isn’t that my decision?
Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob: Listen, E…
Edna: November 15th of ’58! All was well, another day saved, when… his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb…
Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, ’57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob: E, you can’t generalize about these things…
Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
[shouts]
Edna: No capes!

10 responses to “Hero Handbook II”

  • Tomy Ironmane on November 9, 2017 at 12:05 AM

    Suggested compromise: When police officers are required to wear a tie, it is always a clip-on. Reason: If a thug tries to use it as a handle, it will break away. If you gotta wear a cape, make sure it’s not something that can drag your sorry butt into a jet turbine.

  • Storel on November 9, 2017 at 12:10 AM

    Then it’ll just come off accidentally in a fight, at exactly the moment when it is either (a) most dangerous or (b) most embarrassing for you…

  • Black Rose on November 9, 2017 at 5:25 AM

    Would this handbook be effective during the Golden Age period (1938-1955)?

  • Chris Ingersoll on November 9, 2017 at 8:11 AM

    Every time I watch that scene I hear Bob call him “Dunderhead.”

  • Kaian on November 9, 2017 at 9:04 AM

  • The Almighty 404 on November 10, 2017 at 7:07 AM

    Like Tomy said, capes are fine as long as they can easily be pulled off. In a superhero novel series I read, the main character has a cape, and one of the first things we see said about capes is that it is “common sense” to have them attached by Velcro or snap fasteners.

  • Tomy Ironmane on November 10, 2017 at 9:27 AM

    I had merely suggested a weak point in the clasp. Using velcro or “snap fasteners” might be appropriate for certain individuals and costumes, though higher powered/stronger individuals may find themselves having to upgrade their fasteners.

    In addition, a quick detach mechanism (batman pattern, illustrated above) allows the cape to be used as a sort of utility device. What sort of utility device depends on your personal preference and preparation. I’ve started equipping characters with capes coated in insulation and fire retardant as a handy Rescue Blanket/fireproofing for “burning building” scenarios.

  • Jordan on November 12, 2017 at 11:23 PM

    A cape can be useful in that you can use it to cover up an exposed civilian or something like that. But it MUST not act as a hindrance. Having it easily detach (using something like velcro or snap fasteners) helps prevent it from getting in the way.

    Bright colors and a distinct design help to distinguish you from a civilian and marks you as a hero, which helps draw attention to you (both good and bad).

  • Tilly the Hun on November 15, 2017 at 10:08 AM

    How is no one talking about the best titled superhero-clothes-dealer ever, “Measure of a Hero”?!

    That name is genius. Beautiful, pun genius.

  • Sidekickgirl on November 15, 2017 at 10:14 AM

    RIGHT?! I thought the same thing when it first came up in comics forever ago. You guys are killing me. ;P

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