You’d think that hero and citizen alike would be filling trauma wards in droves after every major battle, but rarely do you read a story about your favorite cape having to hang up their spandex because of post concussion syndrome. Well, it’s all because of Trauma B Gone!
The bottle is about the size of a five hour energy shot, and comes with a convenient twist tab that can be easily ripped off with the teeth in case of an emergency. Anyone on the job knows to throw back one of these little gems right before heading out to the streets, and keeps a few in their pockets for good measure. You can pick them up in just about any drugstore or convenience store.
Trauma B Gone is also available in IV form for medical professionals in need of an extra concentrated dose.
Fun fact! The manufacturers make Trauma B Gone in two flavors, Cherry and Blue Raspberry, to go along with the industry theme of having everything in blue and red for the heroes and villains. But the cherry flavor tastes so bad that it’s hardly ever sold, and blue and red cards alike stock up on the blue raspberry flavor, which tastes like a jolly rancher.